Crush Girl Week - Day 4 - Caroline Wozniacki vs. Maria Sharapova

We’re doing something a little different this time with today’s Crush Girl post being a Versus. Also we don’t do a lot of athletes so picking out the two hottest tennis players today and seeing which one I think is better Crush Girl, all just in time for the end of the U.S. Open too…

Round 1: More Interesting Tennis Grunt

I think that’s what they call it when the female players make the “ughhh” when they hit the ball back. It’s become almost trademark to hear it in female matches, though there seems to be a rule against it now.

EVIDENCE

Winner – Sharapova

Woz was way louder but it was technically a scream, her normal grunts are just “umphs”. Sharapova sounds like she’s getting stabbed over and over again. Definitely this is going to be our weirdest category in Versus so far.

Round 2: Joking with Male Players

Especially around Novak Djokovic, both of these ladies have played pranks on other pro tennis players. Nothing too drop dead funny about their jokes, but its fun to see athletes with a sense of humor, also if anything the accidents make everything twice as hilarious.

EVIDENCE

Winner – Wozniacki

Giving this one to Wozniacki because it seems like she pulls these pranks more on her own then with a corporate sponsor behind all of it. While Sharapova probably wouldn’t have done so if there wasn’t money involved.

Round 3: Hotter Tennis Outfit

Since no one in women’s pro tennis wear the same thing its become sort of a fashion affair. Amazingly these outfits that these players come out of Addias, Nike, and such. Too lazy to go through their entire outfit catalog, so who wore the better outfit at this year’s U.S. Open?

EVIDENCE

Winner – Wozniacki

Maria’s looks like someone tried too hard to make it. While Woz’s is simple and classic looking (the pleated skirt part I guess). And really the thing is basically see-thru, so yay! Guess its also a Nike vs Addidas thing too.

Round 4: Looks Better in a Bikini

Now the “guy stuff” round. It’s sort of mandatory for the Crush Girl post…

EVIDENCE

Winner – Sharapova

Well this one is one sided since one is just candid photos and the other is professional. But Sharapova does pull off a bikini really well even if there might be some airbrushing involved. She gets this one.

Round 5: The Better Tennis Player

Once again it’s like I rigged this entire thing to get to a round 5. Anyways the last obvious category to do is who is better at playing tennis. Since we at iAre Productions can’t get them on a court at the same time and have them duke it out, we’re going with basic stats (yay numbers)…

EVIDENCE

Maria Sharapova

• 408 wins, 100 loses
• Aus Open (2008), Wimbledon (2004), US Open (2006), WTA Champs (2004)
• 2011 Results – Aus Open (4th), French Open (Semi), Wimbledon (Finals), US Open (3rd)

Caroline Wozniacki

• 288 Wins, 102 loses
• US Open Finals (2009), Australian Open Semis (2011), WTA Champs Finals (2010)
• 2011 Results – Aus Open (Semi), French Open (3rd), Wimbledon (4th), US Open (Semi)

OVERALL – Maria has beaten Caroline 5 out of 7 face to face matches

Winner – Sharapova

This one is a hard one to call, since Sharapova was good back in the mid 2000′s, while Wozniacki is starting to kick off her height of her career now. We’re giving it to Maria based on their head to head, especially the one she won this year’s Italian Open. But since Maria won this one that means…

Ultimate Winner – Maria Sharapova

Though Wozniacki is my generation’s tennis crush, Sharapova shows she still on top. Maria is now and Caroline is tomorrow, and Anna was way way back when. But proving once again, you’ll never know where you’ll find a new crush girl. I decided to add in a general gallery below for both now.

The Gallery

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